The following is a email from my job. This is my work email and is FWD from my boss from another person in the management office. If you look at earlier post, i've posted some other things they (my boss and others) send around at this work place...
Its sad and this is 1 reason i need to get out of here.
here is the latest email, this time i'm not hiding the sender's name, just contact info... I can say this, she works in Plano, TX under a GGP owned building.
i am saving all of this and exposing it all once i leave this job.
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From: Screws, Heather
Sent: Mon 3/23/2009 2:44 PM
Subject: Breaking news & NASCAR News
JOKE # 1
In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show
enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that
they will now air "America 's Most Wanted" TWICE a week...
JOKE # 2
NASCAR News
Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President-elect Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars
worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and
bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in
the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and
sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
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Thursday, March 26, 2009
Sunday, March 01, 2009
YAY, wait... this can't be true...
Ok, I got this email not to long ago... i just had to share it. It's been awhile since I've seen one like this (usually my anti-spam will catch them)
So below is the email... try not to laugh to hard. I gotta give it to them for still trying to do this type of scam... whats really sad is someone out there falls for this...
BTW, I never even heard of 'Ghana'.... please, let me know where this is if you know, leave the answer in the comments... no really... i'm to lazy to google this lmao
(this is where you scroll down with your eyes)
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The Regional Manager,
Barclays Bank of Ghana,
Tema Branch.
Greetings to you,
My name is Jerry Nana, I am the regional manager of Barclays bank of Ghana Tema Branch. Am writing you this mail for something very important; I am happily married with four lovely kids. I have been a banker for almost 12 years.
I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit you and I, as the regional manager of my branch it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each business year.
On the course of the last year 2008 business report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars($7.500,000)USD. I have placed this funds on what we call escrow call account, this account is strictly for onward transfer, with no beneficiary.
As an officer of this bank I cannot be directly connected to this money in any way, so my aim of contacting you is to assist me receive this money in your bank account and get 40% of the total funds as commission, while 60 percent comes back to me. I placed you on 40% because I believe this business now belongs to the both of us, and your efforts and support is highly going to be involved as well.
Up till date, no one has the knowledge of the $7.500,000usd you are about to receive in your bank account, and no one will ever know of it.
All you need to do is stand and claim as the original depositor and beneficiary of the fund in my branch so that my head office can order the transfer of the fund to your designated bank account. There are practically no risks involved, it will be a bank-to-bank transfer.
From the day you applied, within 6 days the money should have been transferred and cleared in your account if all things work out well. Then I will get back my 60% through any means we find best to do so.
Please note that all I need from you is your trust and sincerity as to seeing this through.
Am expecting your soonest reply as to enable us start doing something about this immediately
I wait to recevied your massage
Mr.Jerry Nana
So below is the email... try not to laugh to hard. I gotta give it to them for still trying to do this type of scam... whats really sad is someone out there falls for this...
BTW, I never even heard of 'Ghana'.... please, let me know where this is if you know, leave the answer in the comments... no really... i'm to lazy to google this lmao
(this is where you scroll down with your eyes)
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The Regional Manager,
Barclays Bank of Ghana,
Tema Branch.
Greetings to you,
My name is Jerry Nana, I am the regional manager of Barclays bank of Ghana Tema Branch. Am writing you this mail for something very important; I am happily married with four lovely kids. I have been a banker for almost 12 years.
I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit you and I, as the regional manager of my branch it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each business year.
On the course of the last year 2008 business report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars($7.500,000)USD. I have placed this funds on what we call escrow call account, this account is strictly for onward transfer, with no beneficiary.
As an officer of this bank I cannot be directly connected to this money in any way, so my aim of contacting you is to assist me receive this money in your bank account and get 40% of the total funds as commission, while 60 percent comes back to me. I placed you on 40% because I believe this business now belongs to the both of us, and your efforts and support is highly going to be involved as well.
Up till date, no one has the knowledge of the $7.500,000usd you are about to receive in your bank account, and no one will ever know of it.
All you need to do is stand and claim as the original depositor and beneficiary of the fund in my branch so that my head office can order the transfer of the fund to your designated bank account. There are practically no risks involved, it will be a bank-to-bank transfer.
From the day you applied, within 6 days the money should have been transferred and cleared in your account if all things work out well. Then I will get back my 60% through any means we find best to do so.
Please note that all I need from you is your trust and sincerity as to seeing this through.
Am expecting your soonest reply as to enable us start doing something about this immediately
I wait to recevied your massage
Mr.Jerry Nana
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