The following is a email from my job. This is my work email and is FWD from my boss from another person in the management office. If you look at earlier post, i've posted some other things they (my boss and others) send around at this work place...
Its sad and this is 1 reason i need to get out of here.
here is the latest email, this time i'm not hiding the sender's name, just contact info... I can say this, she works in Plano, TX under a GGP owned building.
i am saving all of this and exposing it all once i leave this job.
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From: Screws, Heather 
Sent: Mon 3/23/2009 2:44 PM
Subject: Breaking news & NASCAR News
JOKE # 1
In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show
enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that
they will now air "America 's Most Wanted" TWICE a week... 
 JOKE # 2
  NASCAR News
Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew 
 This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of 
 President-elect Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. 
 The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on 
 how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels 
 in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Gordon's 
 existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars 
 worth of high tech equipment.  It was thought to be an excellent and 
 bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in 
 the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for! 
 At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced 
 crew able to change all wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 
 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and 
 sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
 
 




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