The following is a email from my job. This is my work email and is FWD from my boss from another person in the management office. If you look at earlier post, i've posted some other things they (my boss and others) send around at this work place...
Its sad and this is 1 reason i need to get out of here.
here is the latest email, this time i'm not hiding the sender's name, just contact info... I can say this, she works in Plano, TX under a GGP owned building.
i am saving all of this and exposing it all once i leave this job.
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From: Screws, Heather
Sent: Mon 3/23/2009 2:44 PM
Subject: Breaking news & NASCAR News
JOKE # 1
In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show
enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that
they will now air "America 's Most Wanted" TWICE a week...
JOKE # 2
NASCAR News
Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President-elect Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars
worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and
bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in
the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and
sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
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